Is It Time To Be Hysterical Yet? T-Shirt
Ships in 2-5 days (US)
5000+ Happy Customers
100% Cotton
At some point, it stops being dramatic… and starts being accurate.
This is for the moments when everything feels a little upside down—
and you’re just trying to figure out the appropriate level of reaction.
Calm, composed, completely aware… for now.
Wear it as a question.
Or as a countdown.
Sizing & Fit
These are US Unisex Sizes.
Sizing Tip
Whether you like your shirt more fitted or comfortably oversized, this method helps you get the right fit every time.
Tshirts
Lay your favorite tshirt flat, measure across the chest (about 1 inch below the armholes), and compare it to the chart below.
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 26.5" |
| M | 20" | 28" |
| L | 22" | 29" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.5" |
| 3XL | 28" | 32.5" |
Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Lay your favorite sweatshirt or hoodie flat, measure across the chest (about 1 inch below the armholes), and compare it to the chart below.
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18" | 26" |
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
Care & Craft
Shipping & Returns
Shipping*
Orders ship in 2-7 business days. Once shipped your parcel is delivered in:
- USA - Within 2-5 business days
- UK, Australia, New Zealand - Within 2-6 business days
- Canada - Within 5-10 business days
- Europe - Within 5-10 business days
- Rest of the World - Within 5- 20 business days. Shipping Policy
*Shipping times are estimates. Estimated times may vary and are not guaranteed.
Returns
We hope you love your purchase and are 100% satisfied with it. However if you did not receive what you hoped for, please return it within 30 days of your receipt of the items and we will happily exchange the item or refund your money. The exceptions are personalized products and Seasonal & Holiday Items which cannot be returned.
Seasonal & Holiday Items
All holiday apparel (including Christmas shirts and sweaters) is final sale. Because these items are made to order and seasonal, they are not eligible for returns, refunds, or exchanges. Please review sizing carefully before purchasing.
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